she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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