:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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