You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
How does it feel to date your dad?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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