why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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