My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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