If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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