i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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