Me. At least after what I've been through.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
