If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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