i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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