Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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