I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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