OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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