its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
try to milk me bitch
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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