Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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