Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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