What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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