butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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