belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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