who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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