my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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