she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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