i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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