its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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