I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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