Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
