I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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