Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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