But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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