I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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