it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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