I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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