We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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