she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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