She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Are we still banned from the library?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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