is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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