If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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