i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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