Little spoons don't ask big questions
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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