my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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