she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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