what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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