Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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