there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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