I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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