Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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