how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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