Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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