How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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