I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Randomize
