I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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