Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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