I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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