of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
